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Notice and Sneak Preview

Posted: February 26, 2011 by Brad in Rants

I promise we are still here…just busy…

 

I can however reveal that after around 10 minutes before using CTRL F I have found my story.

I will have to edit it due to names and stuff but be prepared for one of the most copyright infringing novels ever created.

 

“its like “we will rock you” mixed with “the pick of destiny” and total bullshit”  A worried english teacher”

“Ive seen horse shit stink worse than this” Josh

 

The Quest of Six Strings : Directors cut : Part 1 coming to take the plunge soon

Brad

January

Posted: February 2, 2011 by Brad in Rants

If you were an reader of  Maybe So you will remember I did a slight rant about the previous mouth.  I have decided to redo this idea instead of cramming it into around 200 tweets… (check my twitter go waaayyy back to december) Still those tweets were quite highly viewed so Im guessing my life is popular.

January. First month of the year, was pretty good on the whole. Probably say the worst was my parents took me too wales and reestablished my hatred and boredom for the place when out of season. There is 137 houses on the site…9 fricking 9 were in use and those were by the residents. All oldies my goodness Im tempted that I would die of boredom if not for music. I cannot text due there being little signal. Heck Im still receiving texts from last weekend.

 

January I cannot think of much else to say. It seems to have flown by rather rapidly.  I said farewell to some exchange student friends and met our new ones… Erm I also have decided I am going for Headboy position.

 

Go Team Brad!

I leave you with this very cool quote from someone much smarter than I am.

“A Friend can tell you things you dont want to tell yourself” Thats pretty true that quote is.

 

Until next time Brad

Things That Make You Go Hmmm (2)

Posted: January 30, 2011 by Brad in General Anecdotes

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Things That Make You Go Hmmm (1)

Posted: January 24, 2011 by Brad in General Anecdotes
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Thought I would start a little regular interesting topic. Using my intense knowledge I will brian fart a rhetorical question for you to think about.
This weeks:
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Drinking: Saftey

Posted: January 16, 2011 by Brad in General Anecdotes
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Today I’m going to be talking about drinking. No not soft drinks but alcohol which, being underage, I haven’t touched.

Ok I tell a lie on that last bit but saying that, I don’t drink, like, beer as one could call it. I drink my cider and my vodka but I find it incredible to find how people can sit there in a pub drinking gallons of beer/lager and drowning their sorrows. While I admit it is fun, as a note to self, I have learned never to drink and dance. After a while it’s not peachy… You feel like a shook up coke can and it’s not a nice a sensation.

Now alcohol also makes you spill secrets and stuff you don’t really want people to know generally.  While I never been truly drunk, this is one of things I dislike most about the stuff, it makes people spill stuff they don’t wish others to know. I tend to sober myself up as reassurance against this.

Alcohol also makes people act peculiar making them do strange stuff take my after party as an example… Perhaps not though because although I didn’t do anything peculiar, some people did.

Brads Top Tip = Drink sensibly and whatever you do, don’t drink and drive.

Brad

Astrology

Posted: January 14, 2011 by Brad in General Anecdotes
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Ok so after around 3000 years do the human race decide to make a 13th star sign called Ophiuchus or something like that I am a pure breed Sagittarius and am glad that I will not be one of these new false Sagittarius that our world will be filled with in 50 years or so. Ophiuchus is a healer with a snake hence being nicknamed Serpentis (which is easier to pronounce). First why didn’t the dudes that made the Zodiac think to put the extra star sign? It basically causes now some rare half-breed people like I now am. A Sagittarius that is born in the period that means I shouldn’t be one. A dying breed now… I like it.

Advert Side Effects 1

Posted: January 12, 2011 by Brad in Rants

Give yourself some TLC; good practice for having a baby.

Hi. I’m Barry Scott and my Cillet Bang is ruining shower heads everywhere.

Cast your gold here saying we will not except any gold that has been doused by Cillet Bang.

Smart Phones? Are They Smart?

Posted: January 11, 2011 by Brad in Rants

Well to me a smart phone appears to be a phone that can connect to the interweb.  As an owner of a Smart Phone I believe that my smartphone isn’t smart really. It makes me smart.  But it is not smart. When can it do?  Search the internet sure, Play apps go for it, read the dictionary I don’t know what would possess someone but its possible. Still not convinced me that my phone is smart. I mean it only has Phone and Text. Nothing special there. My normal phone is better than that hasn’t even got a camera. If my phones so smart then why the fuck wont it sit my exam for me?  What gives apple, htc, samsung to call their phones smart?  Do they test its Iq against Jeff the retard of the month? Its all beyond me.

 

Smart Phones should be renamed. To POWERPHONES HELLYEAH

 

Brad

The Hairy One Returns

Posted: January 10, 2011 by Brad in Introductions
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Ahhh It feels great to be back on the blog this time as an older more maturer wiser person…Well maybe not the wiser person but still. I am Brad and I have rather a lot of hair.   Since the demise of Maybeso I have become a proper music listener and been on a school trip to Kenya which was strange I am also friendly with more people from other countries than I was before which is interesting. I also now have a lamplight with the same power as a fricking Mosquito zapper floating unsafely above my head.  My posts will mainly be my strange and peculiar thoughts on events. I will also brain fart some random quotes once a week.

Brad